Well slap some butter on me and call me a dinner roll — Friendsgiving 2025 is comin’ in hotter than a deep-fried turkey at Cousin Earl’s trailer park! We’re talkin’ an all-you-can-eat spread big enough to make your grandma’s elastic pants cry. Smoked turkey so juicy it’ll baptize your taste buds, brisket that falls apart faster than a Walmart lawn chair, and roast tallow potatoes that’ll stick to your ribs longer than your ex stickin’ to your Netflix password.
And don’t you worry, we got live tunes too — The Night Howlers are bringin’ their fiddle, guitar, and upright bass to tear the roof off the place (figuratively, unless we get a little too rowdy). These boys’ll have you clappin’ your hands, stompin’ your boots, and maybe even dancin’ with somebody who’s only technically family. If your turkey coma don’t get ya, the music sure will.
Doors swing open at 5:30 (or whenever Papa Rob finds the keys), dinner bell rings at 6 sharp, and for just $75 you get your first drink, all-you-can-eat buffet, and more live music than you can shake a drumstick at. So grab your friends, slap on that good flannel (the one without the BBQ stain), and join us for a Friendsgiving blowout that’ll leave ya happier than a possum in a dumpster full of pumpkin pie. 🦃🍺🎶